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[movies]Snow On The Way - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
An old homeless woman talks to herself as a man of class declares his undying love for her.
Keywords: homeless
Downloads: 14
[texts]Year 2075 Recategorization - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Comedy sketch idea in which the world undergoes a recategorization, the closest thing it has to a political revolution, causing those in the back row to have to struggle to make sense of it all.
Keywords: SNL; Kafkaesque
Downloads: 1
[movies]Snow On The Way - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
An old homeless woman talks to herself as a man of class declares his undying love for her.
Keywords: homeless
Downloads: 73
[movies]In Orders We Trust (video) - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
This first was written as a comedy sketch sent to a producer I knew, Stuart Cornfeld, then it became the inspiration behind Marie Phillips' bestseller, "Gods Behaving Badly" (which Cornfeld's Red Hour Films purchased for development as a TV show - hers, not mine, of course), and now it's this video. Perfect for anyone who enjoys bickering Greek gods in a modern day. Written May 15, 2006 (see Archive.Org or http://www.angelfire.com/blog2/jonathandsteinhoff/page15.html)
Keywords: Gods Behaving Badly; Stuart Cornfeld; Greek gods; Ben Stiller; Red Hour; Marie Phillips
Downloads: 26
[texts]New Year's Eve 2043 In An Irish Pub - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Comedy sketch, New Year's Eve, 2043, an Irish pub, two drunk old Irishmen try to trigger recollections in each other of old Facebook postings through the years, to no avail.
Keywords: Facebook; Future New Year's Eve; Irish Pub
Downloads: 4
[texts]O U SPYU Tablets - JONATHAN D STEINHOFF
A comedy sketch idea that finds a satirical solution to out of control gun violence.
Keywords: SNL
Downloads: 5
[texts]Wheel of Ortun - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
A comedy idea based on a TV game show, with a conceptual twist.
Keywords: Go Fish; Gloves; Mittens; Mammals; Universe
Downloads: 11
[texts]Those Inconsiderate Buttheads - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A comedy sketch idea in which the Syrian chemical weapons issue is possibly being oversimplified by a Senator responding to requests by his constituents, who are having difficulty breaking things down so their children might understand U.S. inaction in relation to children being victims of chemical weapons.  It is possible something is being lost in the translation, as we see a metaphorical vignette that describes things in terms of annoying cigarette smoke in a restaurant.
Keywords: SNL; Syria
Downloads: 7
[texts]Frankie's Newest Movie Rating System - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Comedy sketch idea about a weekly TV show in which Mafia-sounding Frankie explains his latest ideas about who should see what how.
Keywords: SNL; moving rating system
Downloads: 2
[texts]Jonathan D Steinhoff's Sometimes Blog, Collected Articles, 8.10.08 - 5.19.12 - Jonathan D Steinhoff
All of the blog articles I've posted thru May 19th of this year, minus the videoclips and links, which can only be accessed through reading these blogs where originally posted. (details inside!)
Keywords: Spielberg; McCartney; Brand New Day; Sting; Saturday Night Live; Lennon; Jagger; Ridley Scott; Madonna
Downloads: 14
[texts]Don't Invite Craig Roberts - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A comedy sketch about a murder investigation absurdly hampered by social protocols regarding who should speak with who. (based on real-life experiences!) 
Keywords: William Powell; Gene Barry; SNL
Downloads: 2
[texts]Steinhoff's Sometimes Blog Entries, Volume 1 (8.10.08-11.8.09) - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
Text only of my blog entries posted at Blogspot (minus videos, photos, links, etc.) at my blogsite, âJonathan D. Steinhoffâs Sometimes Blogâ (http://jonathands2u.blogspot.com/) from August 10, 2008 to November 8, 2009. These volumes are posted here for the purpose of generating an unalterable timestamp, as the site on which the actual blogs are posted only offers a malleable timestamp. This first volume is quite a sizeable accumulation - future volumes, which will be posted here periodically,...
Keywords: Jonathan D. Steinhoff's Sometimes Blog
Downloads: 40
[texts]You Know When You're Outta Luck! - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A comedy sketch about a TV game show, intended as a parable about how rebellion results when society fails to offer a level playing field and gives away all the free refrigerators at the subjective preference of tyrants.     
Keywords: SNL
Downloads: 6
[audio]Shut Yor Song (comedy sketch idea) - Jonathan D Steinhoff
In a small-town CW bar no act is good enough for the crowd on this particular night- not drunken Mick Jagger who somehow wandered in and stumbles up to the mic, not Martha and Martha's Accordian, not the bar's usual favorite whose new song is about no longer being able to sing to you, America, not Billy Rogers, another last resort, who can only play Christmas songs (out of season or not), and who, after several failed attempts, storms off the stage when the the crowd disobeys his command that th...
Keywords: Jingle Bells; SNL; Martha and Martha's Accordian
Downloads: 33
[audio]Waking Up work-in-progress - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
Work-in-progress song, with myself being responsible for all words, music, instruments, vocals, production, etc. The end result will probably have drums and saxophone added, possibly organ, a chorus, one never knows.
Keywords: Waking Up
Downloads: 56
[texts]Knights Of The Table With The Caviar - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A comedy sketch about The Secret Knights of the Republicans and their Arthurian-like quest for more caviar for the American people goes awry when Monty Python members question the right of SNL, mid-sketch, to borrow from their Holy Grail.  Lorne Michaels has the lawyers attend to it, and order is returned for the performers and guest performers, who can now enjoy the whole thing. 
Keywords: King Arthur; SNL; Monty Python; Holy Grail
Downloads: 1
[texts]Kent Country Club Polo Team Death Squad - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Comedy sketch idea in which actors in an Oliver Stone movie discuss apprehensions about an upcoming scene.
Keywords: SNL; Ted Cruz; Oliver Stone
Downloads: 3
[texts]Gabbing At The Pub On Election Day - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A comedy sketch idea. As one might have guessed, democracy never worked, the whole time it was the founding fathers sitting around an English pub in Heaven secretly controlling the outcomes of all American elections, using special powers. What might otherwise have happened, particularly in the current 2012 presidential election, is revealed in their conversation, and so we learn how much more absurd things could have been (considerably more absurd, apparently).
Keywords: SNL; 2012 election
Downloads: 10
[texts]Mall Man, Spielberg, Steinhoff: Interesting Mall Man Facts - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
DESCRIPTION: First, take how young I am in my "Mall Man" video compared to now for your chronological reference, then factor it in with my Sean Daniel connection to Spielberg and Geffen, and finally, see the truth in the assertion that Spielberg subsequently included "Mall Man" stuff in his work. And this is only one-billionth of the larger picture. Did I mention that Tom Hanks' TV sitcom introduction to the world, "Bosom Buddies", began with something I said to the right person?
Keywords: Spielberg; Mall Man; Indiana Jones; Minority Report; The Terminal; Tom Hanks; Sean Daniel; David Geffen
Downloads: 29
[texts]You Gotta Like Fred - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Madame Soufuhkatka resurrects the dead spirit of William Frawley, TV's Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy", from her psychic spiritual medium shop in Hollywood.  However, 80-year old Madame Soufuhkatka appears to be somewhat preoccupied with reliving the time she was fired years before, when she used to answer fanmail on Frawley's behalf back during the height of the popularity of "Lucy".
Keywords: I Love Lucy; William Frawley; Fred Mertz
Downloads: 1
[texts]Body of Work - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Comedy concept involving embodiment and an instance in which certain creative works take on an odd life of their own.
Keywords: Mick Jagger; SNL; Rolling Stones; Lorne Michaels
Downloads: 9
[texts]The Body of Work Juggling Team - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Comedy concept involving embodiment and an instance in which certain creative works take on an odd life of their own.
Keywords: Mick Jagger; SNL; Rolling Stones; Lorne Michaels
Downloads: 8
[texts]Give Your Right Arm, Elbow Today - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Comedy idea- TV commercial for legal firm that does the paperwork so that you can make tons of money signing away your legal rights, such as letting someone chop off your arm for 500 bucks, or preventing the government from closing down companies with dangerous workplaces so that you can keep your job.
Keywords: SNL
[texts]Arguer and Corrector Discuss Russia - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
A comedy sketch idea, about Super-Villain Arguer and Super-Hero Corrector. Arguer magically appears inconspicuously at dinner parties, takes over the conversation, and convinces everyone of things that are wrong. He is the nemesis of Corrector, who appears at the dinner parties after Arguer leaves and corrects the damage caused by Arguer.
Keywords: Russia; Putin; Iran
Downloads: 28
[texts]Gunfighters' Hell - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A comedy sketch about an Old West saloon where none of the guns work, detected only when tempers flare and attempts to kill occur.  Absurdly, the patrons instead find themselves forced to talk out their conflicts.  
Keywords: gun violence; SNL
Downloads: 2
[texts]Steinhoff's Sometimes Blog Entries, Vol. 4: 5.2.10 - 9.12.10 Word version - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
Text and photos only of my blog entries posted at Blogspot (minus videos, links, etc.) at my blogsite, Jonathan D. Steinhoffs Sometimes Blog (http://jonathands2u.blogspot.com/) from May 2, 2010 - Sept. 12, 2010. These volumes are posted here for the purpose of generating an unalterable timestamp, as the site on which the actual blogs are posted only offers a malleable timestamp. This is the fourth volume.
Keywords: Jonathan D. Steinhoff's Sometimes Blog
Downloads: 34
[audio]Telephone Poles And Trees - Jonathan D Steinhoff
This song (which may someday evolve into something further) contains 5 parts nihilism, 3 parts Lennonism, 5 parts Harrisonism, and 0 parts cha-cha-cha (though initially intended as a pronounced ingredient).  You're left to guess the rest.  (all producing, engineering, instruments, vocals, lyrics, music, etc. - Jonathan D Steinhoff)
Keywords: Lennon; Harrison
Downloads: 18
[texts]Horses Changes Everything - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Comedy sketch involving a strange hillbilly bank that doesn't use currency.
Keywords: Cyndi Lauper; Flintstones; SNL
Downloads: 1
[texts]You THINK I'm Here - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Where the President really was in his mind and what he was really thinking about during pauses while speaking during the October 3rd presidential debate.
Keywords: Obama
Downloads: 9
[texts]Talking Dirty Cups On A Dirty Kitchen Counter At Thanksgiving Time - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
Recycled Characters Theatre presents Ratzo Rizzo and Joe Buck as two cups with a shortlived dream of Florida kitchen countertops.
Keywords: Midnight Cowboy; SNL
Downloads: 8
[audio]Fish Tail Wagging (work-in-progress, 7.5.12 - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A simplistic-sounding, hypnotic, musical chant sort of a song, currently a work-in-progress, though I intend to eventually develop it into something less simplistic-sounding.
Keywords: Fish Tail
Downloads: 7
[texts]Comments From The Peanuts Gallery - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A comedy sketch that teaches an important lesson on focusing on your schoolwork instead of your friends in order to get ahead.
Keywords: Baseball; SNL; Peanuts
[texts]You Just Read My Mipt - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Comedy sketch idea in which attendees of a business conference use the newest device, a mind-reading helmet designed to allow webex-like collaboration at the speed of thought.  It doesn't work very well, however.
Keywords: SNL; mind helmets; business meeting; webex
Downloads: 6
[texts]The Gumshoe From Alpha40 - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
Someone wants to know what extinguished the planet Earth - so they call up Yarx, Private Detective of the planet Alpha40, to solve the case.
Keywords: gumshoe
Downloads: 12
[texts]I Want To Be A Part Of It - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Rudy Giuliani comedy idea for SNL sent 2.28.08 to S Daniel, S Cornfeld prior to 3.1.08 Giuliani surprise SNL appearance, this sketch based on Lorne Michaels' known support of Giuliani for President in 2008. (very long history of SNL making usage of my ideas submitted for that week's show - see "Jonathan D Steinhoff's Sometimes Blog")
Keywords: SNL; Giuliani; Lorne Michaels
Downloads: 1
[texts]Everybody's Island - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
Comedy sketch take-off on "Gilligan's Island", with these shipwrecked characters living to see their grandchildren become teenagers together on the island. And don't they have something to say about how all future generations should live, and whose genes should mingle.
Keywords: Gilligan; Sherwood Schwartz
Downloads: 26
[texts]Spoiler-Teach Infomercial - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A comedy sketch idea built around an imaginary infomercial for Spoiler-Teach, a self-teaching approach to knowing whatâs about to happen in real life. The learning begins with the movies you order from them, which all have spoilers printed on the bottom of the screen throughout whenever surprise moments are about to occur.
Keywords: spoiler-alert
Downloads: 8
[texts]Everybody's Island (2nd version) - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A comedy sketch idea based on "Gilligan's Island" offers an objective fact of significance regarding the current American campaign for president.
Keywords: Filibuster; Romney; jobs bill; Obama
Downloads: 18
[texts]The Weight - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
Comedy sketch idea, SNL in mind, to be one-minute segments throughout the show. It is election night on CNN, but Wolf Blitzer is having his doubts about how well their gimmick for attracting viewers is working: political pundits having their discussion in a weightless space capsule circling the Earth, trampolines on the walls, floor and ceiling.
Keywords: Wolf Blitzer; John King; James Carville; Campbell Brown
Downloads: 36
[texts]How Did My Coffee Cup Get There - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A comedy sketch idea, in which the Supreme Court of the future considers whether people should continue to be permitted to project holograms of any vid they take anywhere they wish. It gradually emerges that the courtroom itself is suffering from the same hologram prankster fad that first led to this modern concern for the preservation of perceived reality as we know it.
Keywords: hologram; SNL
Downloads: 10
[texts]Real Play Money Of The Future - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
An office in the future where play money is used to get things done. However, if you don't know how to make it work for you, you could wind up without a stapler, a mouse, perhaps even homeless, having to sell your cubicle, that is....
Keywords: Play Money
Downloads: 14
[texts]Steinhoff's SomeTimes Blog 5.16.12-3.31.13 - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Text and photos only of my blog entries (minus the videos, many links, etc.) posted from May 2012 to March 2013 at http://zoomsteinhoff.blog.com/ (go to website for actual blog articles with all trimmings; website frequently has temporary technical difficulty).  This was my temporary blog home for one year; my blog articles before and after these postings can be found at a different blogsite, http://jonathands2u.blogspot.com (also entitled, "Jonathan D Steinhoff's Sometimes Blog")...
Keywords: Jonathan D Steinhoff's Sometimes Blog
Downloads: 8
[texts]Don't Be Singing That - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Comedy sketch idea about a TV game show in which contestants attempt songs they don't know well, with the panel of judges letting it be known how deeply they are affected when a song is mangled.
Keywords: SNL; game show parody
Downloads: 9
[texts]Aliens From Outerspace Possessing Earthlings Anonymous - Jonathan D Steinhoff
A comedy sketch idea about a group of boys who meet weekly, like Alcoholics Anonymous, pretending their problem is that, as aliens from outerspace, they can't help themselves from possessing Earthlings. That is, almost all of them are pretending.
Keywords: SNL
Downloads: 35
[movies]At One Time So Much Seemed Less Remote - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
An experimental 16mm film I made at CalArts in '78. Part of this film is about fixing upon a person at the center of the context of our perception, who in turn is fixed upon something less static at the center of their context of perception. Yet it is easy to look at this and see little more than the cliche about TV's power to dominate the weak.
Keywords: TV
Downloads: 146
[movies]Restaurant - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
February 2004 music video of my song, "Restaurant" (on my June 2005 music CD, "Enough To Eclipse", http://cdbaby.com/cd/jdsteinhoff). This video was a major influence on the Blondie music video, "Good Boys", the result of my sending it to my friend, former neighbor, and star of my "Uncle's Dream" video, Sandra Church, who introduced me to her good friend, Blondie's Deborah Harry, a few days before I moved to California in 1993...
Keywords: Blondie; Deborah Harry; Enough To Eclipse
Downloads: 94
[texts]Joe The Hippie, Joe The Cop - Jonathan D Steinhoff
Students have another opportunity to ask their strange weed questions of their "Special Guests of the Week," who are back by popular demand to visit their class for the 7th week in a row.
Keywords: SNL; pot; weed; reefer; dope; marijuana
Downloads: 10
[texts]Perfectly Useless - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
A solution to the current economic crisis, of sorts.
Keywords: perfectly; useless
Downloads: 38
[texts]Teddy Tinyfingers - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
A comedy sketch idea about Johnny Depp in an on-the-set dispute with Tim Burton.
Keywords: Tim Burton; Johnny Depp
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[texts]Steinhoff's Sometimes Blog, Vol. 5: 9.20.10-6.22.11 pdf version - Jonathan D. Steinhoff
Text and photos only of my blog entries posted at Blogspot (minus videos, most links, etc.) at my blogsite, Jonathan D. Steinhoff's Sometimes Blog (http://jonathands2u.blogspot.com/) from Sept. 20, 2010 - June 22, 2011. These volumes are posted here for the purpose of generating an unalterable timestamp, as the site on which the actual blogs are posted only offers a malleable timestamp. This is the fifth volume.
Keywords: Jonathan D. Steinhoff's Sometimes Blog
Downloads: 34
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